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Sun, Nov. 12th, 2006, 11:30 pm
Zombie Safety

BE SMART - Just say NO to splitting up!



I suspect this is only the first in a series. I prefer the harsh black and yellow style safety posters, but this is the colour scheme used in my lab, so this is what I'll use.

Mon, Nov. 20th, 2006 07:05 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous)

Good guide. You did not point out the the futility of weapons that need to be reloaded.
Also having a zombie survival plan is a must for all men and should probably be included in a gender Turing test.

Mon, Nov. 20th, 2006 11:34 pm (UTC)
maxradical

Beware of false positives - some men prepare for SWAT attacks of their home rather than zombie doomsdays.

Shotguns and chainsaws need reloading/refueling; anybody who thinks such items are futile is clearly mentally deficient, and probably thinks "zombies" are a particular type of fluffy pink marshmallow. Blades won't do you a damn bit of good unless you're a samurai or Schwarzzeneger, and I've checked, you aren't.

(PS Max Brooks does not know a damn thing about zombie survival).

Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006 04:44 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): I love you

This is fantastic. You exhibit tremendous necropalyptic wisdom and skill. Max Brooks is an arrogant parasite to the serious zombie preparedness community.

Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006 05:38 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): Re: I love you

Have you seen that the undead have gotten litigious?
http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S20211.html
Is there anything more terrifying then the thought of being chased by zombies and lawyers?
EvilDavid

Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006 07:20 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): Re: I love you

Actually, yes, I did see that. Just this morning I posted it in the forums at www.zombiedefense.org - marvelous website for those who are serious about preparing for the upcoming zombie holocaust. -UndeadMolly

Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006 07:34 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): Re: I love you

Zombie lawyers, of course. Though at least then we can't be sued once we destroy them all!

Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006 07:34 pm (UTC)
maxradical: Re: I love you

Zombie lawyers, of course. Though at least then we can't be sued once we destroy them all!

Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006 07:33 pm (UTC)
maxradical: Re: I love you

Glad you enjoyed it and the expertise within!

My hatred for Max Brooks is beyond words; the best thing I can say about his book is that it's utterly plodding, stiff and lifeless writing is a good analogy for zombies.